Coffee Potter

Are you a rewards member?

“No thanks.” Okay. “No, but let me find my fifth cousin's phone number.” Okay. “Espresso shaken oatmeal please.” That is a Starbucks drink, we don’t do those here, are you a rewards member? “Yeah, (507)-45– wait, no, no, no.” Okay. “Brown sugar shaken oatmeal.” That is a Starbucks drink, are you a rewards member? “Medium caramel shaken espresso with oatmeal.” Do you mean oat milk? “Grande caramel highrise please.” Do you mean medium? “Just give me a minute.” Let me know if you have any questions. “Do you have iced drinks?” Yes. “What?” I asked if you are a rewards member. “I might be a member.” Okay. 

“Yes, my phone number is (612)-673-5701.” Thank you.

What can I get for you?

“Can I get a medium iced mocha blended?” Do you want that to be blended or iced? “Can I get a skinny zebra 12oz no whip extra froth?” Sure thing. “How about a brown sugar shaken espresso with oat milk.” That is a Starbucks drink. “Caramel macchiato.” That is a Starbucks drink, macchiatos are different here. “Uhhhhh, nevermind.” Okay. “What’s the answer to the trivia?” Avatar. “You look like Harry Potter.” Thanks.

“Can I get a 16 oz cappuccino please?” Of course. “Thank you.”

What is a good name for the order?

“I think it should be named Latte!” Clever. “Why do you need to know my name?” It’s just for the order. “Fart.” Haha. “Wait, can I get that hot instead.” Sure. “I don’t think you need to know my name.” Okay. “Joe Mama.” Okay, Joe. “I think I’ll be Bert today.” Nice. “Is it Titanic?” Nope, Avatar. 

“My name is Jennelle.” Thanks, Jennelle.

Your total is $6.17, and there will be two questions on the screen.

“6 dollars?” Yup. “Do you take Apple Pay?” Yup. “You look just like Harry Potter!” Thanks. “Wait – I forgot my card at home.” Okay. “Can you give me a discount?” No. “I think I have a deal in the app.” Okay. “It was $5.98 last time.” Sales tax went up last week. “Why would I tip you?” You don’t have to. “That’s ridiculous!” I’m sorry. “You’re crazy if you think I am going to tip.” Okay. “Wait, can I get a pink drink instead?” That is a Starbucks drink. “Can I have my receipt?” It will ask you that on the screen. 

“Here’s eight; keep the change.” Thank you.

Jennelle!

“I wanted this iced.” That isn’t for you. “I wanted this hot.” Okay. “Is this really a medium?” Yes. “Is this a matcha?” It isn’t for you. “This doesn’t taste right.” I’m sorry. “Not to embarrass you, but you don’t put water in iced americanos.” Yes, you do. “Was this decaf?” Did you ask for decaf? “Can I get another one?” You’ll have to place another order at the register. “I didn’t know that Harry Potter was a barista.” Haha. “You only put one shot in here.” Small iced drinks only get one shot. “Why did you put water in my coffee?” You ordered an americano. 

“Thank you, have a nice day!” You too, Jennelle.